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Seinfeld- "These Pretzels Making me Thirsty"- via @geneticdrifter

Big Bang Theory Bazinga- via @D3AD_ST1TCH

Doctor Who There's No Point in being grown up if you can't a little childish sometimes- TV Quote

Clanger Whistle- via @Printweek

What You Talkin 'Bout Willis- via @baylorgrad & @MartiBWBear

New York. Paris. Peckham- via @kerriepalmermac

You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes Patsy Absolutely Fabulous TV Quotes via @1ofthreedesigns

Set Phasers on Stun, Star Trek via @sketchly

Don't Make Me Angry- The Hulk- via @plot44

You Can't Be Half Gangster- Boardwalk Empire via @faryl

Nanu Nanu- Mork and Mindy via @bimal_tailor

Where Everybody Knows Your Name- Cheers- via @johalloran

I Love it When a Plan Comes Together- A Team- TV Quotes via @MartiBWBear

"Chandler Bing!"- Friends- via @LynneSneed

How You Doing- Joey, Friends via @xoavlw

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!- Dr. Leonard McCoy, Star Trek via @MMiddleton

Pivot, Ross- Friends- TV Quotes

What is a Weekend- Downton Abbey, The Dowager Countess of Grantham

Mad Men- Zou Zou Bisou- Megan

I'm So Over Sookie and Her Precious Fairy Vagina- Pam, True Blood- TV Quotes

Community- Pop Pop

Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the King, you better not miss- Omar, The Wire

Troy and Abed- Just Because We're Awesome, Doesn't Mean You're Not Adults- Community

I am wearing Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is?- Pam, True Blood

Does anybody know how to study- Community, Jeff

I am a robot, I am programmed to love this backpack- Annie, Community

Veronica- Chu Chu Chu, Ted: What are you doing, Veronica: That's the sound of me your whiny bitching with my happiness shield- Veronica and Ted, Better off Ted

I don't know, just stop talking- Moss, IT Crowd

This Jen, is the Internet- Moss, The IT Crowd

0118 999 881 999 119 725...3- Moss, IT Crowd- Keep Calm and Call 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3

You're Welcome- Sadie, Awkward, MTV

I brought you into this world, and I'll take you- Cosby, The Cosby Show

Peggy Dancing- Mad Men

I just realized that Lydia has the numbers, I can get them from her- Walter White, Breaking Bad

It's just that I'm really stupid with my money which is why I'll never have a lot of it- Britta, Community

May I please be excused- Skyler, Breaking Bad

How was I suppose to know she had a phony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony?- Seinfeld

Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?- Schmidt, New Girl

I Like Being Weird- Jess, New Girl

Pop off!- Tanisha, Bad Girls Club

Pete and Trudy Dance- Mad Men

Most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of cracking bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.- Michael Scott, The Office

Vitameatavegmin- I Love Lucy

'I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. And even the inside of your own mind is endless. It goes on forever inwardly. Do you understand? Being the fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to be bored. -Louis C.K.- Louie

Not Penny's Boat- Charlie, Lost

I have a life and it only goes in one direction- forward.- Don Draper, Mad Men

I Love Lucy- Lucy and Ethel- Chocolate Factory

Leslie- You're literally listening to turkey calls and Ron- Is this not rap- Parks and Recreation, Leslie and Ron

Community- Troy and Levar Reading Rainbow

Sun and Jin Reunion- Lost

Bubbles Depot- The Wire

None of this would have happened if we weren't so rich. Let me get something straight, okay? Your mother and I are rich. You have nothing.- Cosby, The Cosby Show

Joan introduces his baby to Roger (cigarette)- Mad Men

I'm hungry, but it's not worth moving- Peggy, Mad Men

Veronica: I heard what you said, but it bothered me, so I changed it, like you suggested, Veronica, Better off Ted

Betty: Only Boring People Are Bored- Mad Men

Sheldon: Four tines is a fork. Three tines is a trident. One is for eating, one if for ruling the seven seas. Big Bang Theory

Jessie: There's no time there's never any time- Saved By the Bell

C is for Cookie- That's Good Enough for Me- Sesame Street

Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon. Big Bang Theory

Seinfeld- It's about nothing- George

Spencer: Could you, like, not be here?- Pretty Little Liars

Abed- Community

Game of Thrones

Pam: My mad face and my happy face are the same. True Blood

Still Not Eating Right? Liz Lemon: No, but I am eating a lot! 30 Rock

Tracy: Damn Straight, I'm Delightful- 30 Rock

Stewie: Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer. Ooh, you took a black and white picture of a lawn chair.- Family Guy

Walter White: Everybody Wins- Breaking Bad

There's an airplane here to see you- Joan, Mad Men

Ross: We Were on a Break- Friends

Larry David: Prit-tay... Prit-tay... Prit-tay...good

Jane: Well, it would be stupid to say yes now- Daria

Troy and Abed: Tweeting it-Community

Tina Fey: But I think the first real change in women's body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom- Beyonce brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular thighs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I'm totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The perso closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.- Bossy Pants

I ain't Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, although I am way prettier. Lafayette, True Blood

I want to enjoy my life again- Hanna, Pretty Little Liars

Keep Calm and Talk to Mr. Feeny

I'm Speechless. I am without speech. Elaine, Seinfeld

Oh Matthew what am I always telling you? You must pay no attention to the things I say. Mary, Downton Abbey

People tell you who they are but we ignore it because we want them to be who we want them to be.- Don Draper, Mad Men

And I'm doin' pretty hood in my pink polo- Carlton

Carlton Dance- Fresh Prince

Hanna: What are you doing here? I almost killed you! Caleb: With a pink furry lamp, Hanna?- Pretty Little Liars

I'm heading home to have myself a juice, snuggle with my blankie, and go nap nap. Tommy, Rugrats

Love is all you need? False. You need water and rations. Dwight, The Office

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!- Jessie, Breaking Bad

I know who you are. I can see you. You're swearing now that someday you'll destroy me. Remember that far better than you have sworn to do the same. Go look for them now. - Atia, Rome

Casabalanca- Modern Family

Walt pulls Skyler out of the Pool- Breaking Bad

Skyler: All I can do is wait. Hold on. Bide my time. And Wait. Walt: Wait for what? What are you waiting for? Skyler: For the cancer to come back- Breaking Bad

Walter White: I am the Danger. Heisenberg picture- Breaking Bad

Goths Are People Too- Jenn, IT Crowd

No Soup for You- Soup Nazi

Did I do that- Urkel, Family Matters

Deal with it- IT Crowd

And Pam, those WERE great pumps- Eric, True Blood

I’ll have a glass of Pinot. Just a club soda for Bear. Bear’s back on the wagon. Five weeks sober. It’s a miracle....Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!... Isn’t it obvious? All of the tension in the air has sent Bear back to the bottle. Five weeks down the drain- Wilfred

A passing grade? Like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station?- Annie, Community

Fresh Prince-Swag

So I Guess I'm Out of the Book Club- Ben, Lost

Saul don't let me fucking forget... Issa... Nazir's Son. Brody knew him.- Carrie, Homeland

Saul: I think you should leave now. Carrie: With Pleasure. FUCK THIS SHIT!- Homeland

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